ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween
h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

sprinkleofglitr:

haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:


Dog: Hello koi!
Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

For Jack

sprinkleofglitr:

haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:

Dog: Hello koi!

Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

For Jack

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
person: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
person: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
person:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
person:
society:
person: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
person:
society: what third option?
person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

queen-ofcreepy:

sixpenceee:

Let’s begin. 

  1. The torture and murder of Junko Furuta: And this is the murder case that took away my faith in humanity, when I first came across it years back. It’s no ordinary murder case, the things those boys did to her were beyond disgusting and makes me want to vomit several times. WARNING: the site contains pictures as well as descriptions IMMENSE trigger warning for this. 
  2. Baby swingingA video went viral a couple years back about a woman who was swinging a newborn baby around, tossing it up and down as if the baby were a ball. Many were appalled by this, and flagged her down for torture, but in Russia this is an acceptable practice and they believe this “dynamic gymnastics” will make the baby healthy and strong. That in of itself, is extremely controversial, but here’s a snopes article that will give you more information 
  3. Trypophobia: (I link you to actual pictures of trypophobia so watch out) It’s the fear of holes but trust me, it’s a LOT worser than it sounds. It’s not actually recognized as a real phobia by the American Psychiatric Association but a lot of people seemed to be repulsed by it. Some scientists say it’s more of biological repulsion rather than a learned cultural fear. 
  4. Anneliese Michel Exorcism Audio TapesReal audio of her actual exorcism, you can read about her case here and scroll down that link for a translated version of the audio tapes
  5. Lisa’a 911 call: I don’t want this to be classified as horror as the same way you would see a monster but in a way that brings awareness to the terrifying world of domestic abuse and the innocent people that are suffering from it right now. This little girl’s 911 call hits hard, especially certain parts. Big trigger warning for domestic abuse. 

3- NO NOPE AH NO

icalledyoudumb:

myideaoffuniskillingeveryone:

Danny Galieote

I would frame and hang these in my house in a heartbeat.

Freshmen: Man, i cant wait to graduate
Sophomores: Man, i cant wait to graduate
Juniors: Man, I cant wait to graduate
Seniors: PLEASE GOD NO, IM NOT READY

all-your-forms:

I swear everyone turns into Sheldon Cooper when you’re having a panic attack